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Otto'sMom
02-03-2009, 09:18 PM
Trudy is a perfect dog. Sweet, quiet, loving, gentle and playful. Beautiful and soft too. So why did she end up in the shelter?

She is a hussy.

When she's playing with the boys, she's all about licking their peeners. We were sitting on the sofa and Austie came up for a rare visit, and she was DIGGING through his fur to try to find his peener and lick it, making little grunty frustrated noises because she just couldn't get to it. Rue was in the crook of my arm, and she went right for his peener like it was made of Frosty Paws.

Trudy, abandoned because she's slutty.:rotfl:

Linus
02-03-2009, 09:21 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Sophie and Lili's Mom
02-03-2009, 09:22 PM
So..um..she fits right in?

Frzframe
02-03-2009, 09:25 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

She's doesn't know she doesn't have to put out any more. Give da girl a little more time and keep telling her she don't have to do dat no more.

Barb
02-03-2009, 09:26 PM
Who knows what she had to do to survive ??? :D

Otto'sMom
02-03-2009, 09:33 PM
She must've made Puppy Porn. She was a puppy porn princess:ashamed: That explains the propensity she has to sleeping on her back, exposing her nipples and va jay jay.

Barb
02-03-2009, 09:49 PM
A girl has to do what a girl needs to do to survive........ She needs to be re-programmed to now be the Anipal Princess :) (need to get her some pasties, so her "goods" don't show when she is on her back :rotfl:

michelehbc
02-03-2009, 10:10 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Jen
02-03-2009, 10:12 PM
Dear Dog, what does Alec think? :faint: Anipal porno possibilities.

ebmw1975
02-03-2009, 11:33 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: breathe :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
OMDog I so needed that, I have got the hiccups now from laughing so hard :rotfl: :rotfl:

lotsadox
02-03-2009, 11:39 PM
Dear Dog, what does Alec think? :faint: Anipal porno possibilities.

I can see the headlines now. Animal Porn Ring in Mississippi Busted. :rotfl: :rotfl:

Sophie and Lili's Mom
02-03-2009, 11:57 PM
I can see the headlines now. Animal Porn Ring in Mississippi Busted. :rotfl: :rotfl:


Ok...I just snarfed my water and aleve...

Otto'sMom
02-04-2009, 12:01 AM
I can see the headlines now. Animal Porn Ring in Mississippi Busted. :rotfl: :rotfl:

They'll have their pics on the front page of the paper being led out of the house with the harnesses that Brooke made them covering their faces in shame.:rotfl:

Alex's Mom
02-04-2009, 07:59 AM
Dear Dog, what does Alec think? :faint: Anipal porno possibilities.
Wel, that's one way to pay those vet bills :)

Tex
02-04-2009, 08:19 AM
I can see the headlines now. Animal Porn Ring in Mississippi Busted. :rotfl: :rotfl:
Why do I have a feeling that this would happen the week that I'm going to be there.....:scratch:

wawailc
02-04-2009, 09:05 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Only at the Anipal Palace...

bsquared
02-04-2009, 10:06 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: !!!! Perhaps she was a call doggy and brought down some high officials, like the NY Gov. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

lotsadox
02-04-2009, 10:10 AM
Wel, that's one way to pay those vet bills :)

Good point! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Otto'sMom
02-04-2009, 10:21 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: !!!! Perhaps she was a call doggy and brought down some high officials, like the NY Gov. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Next on Jerry Springer......Trudy the Anipal, is she Obama's Puppy Momma? Our DNA tests reveal ALL!:rotfl:

Barb
02-04-2009, 10:24 AM
Why do I have a feeling that this would happen the week that I'm going to be there.....:scratch:

Better have a pillow case ready :D

lotsadox
02-04-2009, 10:41 AM
Next on Jerry Springer......Trudy the Anipal, is she Obama's Puppy Momma? Our DNA tests reveal ALL!:rotfl:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ebmw1975
02-04-2009, 12:41 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: