The Twinkie Thief!!

[Linus]

My mom called this morning to let me know about Scout's latest adventure.

Mom bought Sean some Twinkies with strawberry filling yesterday. He had one and she had one...leaving some in the box. In their kitchen they have a mobile island with a lower shelf, there's food on there all the time, but Scout keeps his distance.

Sean went out for a little while and came back and wanted a Twinkie...here's how the rest of the scene played out:


Sean: "MOM! How many of these did you eat???"

Mom: "Just the one you saw me eat, why?"

Sean: "Well, the box is almost empty and there are wrappers everywhere!!"

*cue Scout running from under the kitchen table with a FOURTH Twinkie in his mouth*

Yes, Fatty McFatterson ate 3 1/2 twinkies yesterday...they managed to get half of that fourth one away from him.

So far, there haven't been any ill effects, but I assume he's at least going to have the howlin skeeters at some point today!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Jen]

howling skeeters? I love southern euphemisms!

Oh my, that's a lot of twinkies for a dog. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[areese]

What exactly are "howling skeeters"??? :rotfl:

[Da Brat]

I uh was kind of wondering the same thing... :scratch:

[Linus]

What exactly are "howling skeeters"??? :rotfl:


The runs...diarrhea...pick one! :lol:

[jenfer]

lol. Thanks for the new term, Lin. lol.

I wonder how many Twinkie Gi can eat. :rolleyes:

[JanUet]

Now there is a ViSUAL I don't want to see! EWWWWWWWWWW:yuck:

[Tex]

A doxie eating twinkies is almost as bad as a doxie eating hotdogs......too close to canabalism if you ask me. Good luck with the "rear end" situation!

[Patt]

Since he never bothered the food before I would say the twinkies must have smelled really good...Yummmm
Here's a couple of tummy :bigrayz: :bigrayz: for Scout.

p.s. I had no idea what you were referring to (howling skeeters) thanks for the explanation. :rotfl:

[Laurie' s Dachshunds]

Whoa! 3 and 1/2 Twinkies!!!:shocked: What a lil' piglet! :rotfl:

[K2]

I have to say that Scout is one clever Dachsie~to figure out how to take the Twinkies out of those wrappers!! :appl: I hope everything....errrr..comes out okay...:ashamed:

[Frzframe]

Now they'll have to be careful as to what they put down there on the self food wise since he's figured out there's mighty good eats on it.

I can just see him with a twinkie hanging out of his mouth. :lol:

[Lisa]

So funny! 3-1/2 Twinkies.....YUMMMMM. Hope there aren't any ill effects.

[oceangirls]

You tell a good story :D

[lizzieb38]

What a little "Twinker":rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good luck on the skeeter situation.

[Lee Anne]

I don't know which was funnier, "Fatty McFatterson" or "howlin' skeeters!" I got it immediately and got a good guffaw from both! Hope he's doing fine now!

:rotfl: Lee Anne

[Otto'sMom]

Tell Fatty McFatterson that Otto heartily endorses and approves of such behavior.

[Peteys Mom]

Hey I give him extra points for not eating the wrappers too...and being a fellow southerner, I understood the "howlin' skeeters" right away:rotfl: Hilarious adventure Scout :appl:

[Goob]

Don't you just wish there was a "Scout Cam" filming him getting into hte twinkies?! How funny is that?? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[areese]

Deer Scout,
Don't let dem gib you da Fizzy stuff dat makes you frow up, wike dey did to me when I ate da budder.
Love,
Owen