Rae
07-05-2006, 08:38 AM
OK as many of you rknow, DH and I have bought a boat. Nothing major, just a small 17 ft runabout. We live about a mile and a half from the lake and it is just WRONG not to have one.
Well, boating makes a gal powerful hongry, so I keep some snacks in our bag with the sunscreen and other junk we take with us.
Monday- the bag was on a chair in the kitchen. Thought nothing of it, went to the store and got back.... kitchen door won't open. nudge nudge, finally get it open. "Boat bag" had been blocking door. I spy HRH slinking away under the table. yep- slinking... with just a tad of creme filling on her frosty chin.
I ask "DUCHESS WAGONER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" while I spy cellophane littering the kitchen. Some big pieces, some small... all empty. She looks at me like :ashamed: and :preggers: all rolled (literally rolled!) into one.
Seems she had consumed not one, not two, but THREE Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies. and licked the wrappers. :liplick:
She looked like the Michelin Man. And seemed to be a little miserable. So we went outside a LOT that afternoon - expecting ill effects.. but Ole Iron Tummy made it fine and now Mommy is putting the OCPs way up high.
Well, boating makes a gal powerful hongry, so I keep some snacks in our bag with the sunscreen and other junk we take with us.
Monday- the bag was on a chair in the kitchen. Thought nothing of it, went to the store and got back.... kitchen door won't open. nudge nudge, finally get it open. "Boat bag" had been blocking door. I spy HRH slinking away under the table. yep- slinking... with just a tad of creme filling on her frosty chin.
I ask "DUCHESS WAGONER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" while I spy cellophane littering the kitchen. Some big pieces, some small... all empty. She looks at me like :ashamed: and :preggers: all rolled (literally rolled!) into one.
Seems she had consumed not one, not two, but THREE Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies. and licked the wrappers. :liplick:
She looked like the Michelin Man. And seemed to be a little miserable. So we went outside a LOT that afternoon - expecting ill effects.. but Ole Iron Tummy made it fine and now Mommy is putting the OCPs way up high.