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Bob Bit Me...from Laika
Dear esteemed DLC members,
I would like to express my concern and dismay over an incident that ocurred yesterday IN MY OWN HOME.
Some of you may know that we have a feline living in this house. His name is Bob, and he is a few cards short of a full deck, if you know what I mean.
We put up with him, after all, he can't really help it. We endure his pacing, walking in circles, incessant meowing and drooling, but this time he has gone too far.
He bit me in the pee-thing.
Yes, this is true. Right in my most tender girly area.
It is true that I was humping his head. It's what I do. I do it daily. Or nightly.
It is true Salsa was helping by biting his ears and face.
It is true he was yowling in protest, but in my defense, he yowls a lot.
He could have asked politely. I would have stopped.
But to bite me in the pee-thing... that is just going too far.
I would insist he be banished from our home. But then...what would I do all night?
Sincerely,
Laika Weener
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Poor Bob! Being terrorized by the girls.
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Deawest Laika,
Dis is Casey, It musst be a cat fing dat dey do.
A wittle wiyell ago Coopurr bited me on my butt! Not just once, but 2 tines!!! :wtf2:
Mommie and Tom laffed, i'm gonna fix dem up later :evilgrin:
I didn't fink it was funnie!
It didn hurt, It was jist embearaskins.
Den he twied to keese me after :vomit:
He wickd my ears! How Gross is dat!
I don't wike him very much eder, he uses me as a hurdle!
Jumps ober me all the tine!
Mommie and Tom wuv him doh, so we will hafta put up with him :sosad:
What is eben MORE frightning is i hears Mommie and Tom talking about gettin anudder one! :doh: :faint: :scared1:
I might have to pack my doggie bag!!!!! :pout:
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:rotfl: Okay, I've had a loooong day and it was my first day back at work from a short jaunt to Virginia so I'm a little loopy...so when I read this I thought that you meant that Bob bit YOU in the girly area. :rotfl: Oh dear doG! :rotfl: Please give Laika a :hug99: and tell her I hope her girly area feels better soon. And please protect your self. :rotfl: Oh, that Bob! :rotfl:
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Poor Princess. How dare that cat bite you!
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Thank You Amy:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I needed this!!
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For the record, Laika is humping Bob right now.
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I do not have any words that could adequately express what I am thinking at this moment, :rotfl: suffices my mood right now!!!!!!!
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