from Laikaweener

[areese]

Dear Friends,
I have a complaint. I know you will understand cuz you all know that dachshunds are the best dogs...no other dogs can compare to us, I firmly believe.
But everytime my mother takes us for a walk, the same thing happens.
"oh look at dat TINY LITTLE DOG!!!" "Mommy I wanna pet dat LITTLE DOG!"
"Is dat a TEACUP chihuahua????"
Yes, that Salsa gets all the attention. It's just ridiculous. Here I am, with my gorgeous flowing hair, my beautiful face that is filled with intelligence and love, not to mention my lovely belly that I make sure everyone can see, and they are drooling over that oversized rodent of a dog. She's not even a proper dog, I don't think.
OWEN is fooled and thinks she is his girlfriend but you can not pull the wool over my eyes that easily.
She's a large rat masquerading as a dog. And you all know what I like to do with rats....
I am polite to her because I am a good dog. My mother tells me that every day. But do I get any credit from the general public??? Do people crowd around to rub my belly??
NO.
Thank you for letting me vent.
Sincerely,
C-ATCH UAG-II Laika Rocket

[Tex]

Deer Laika,

Dis is da Jax doggie. I wike to chase da small aminals dat hang awound outside our apartment. I will bees happy to come up der and takes care of dis widdle wodent pwoblem you seem to hab. Be sure to tells my Peaches Wiener dat dis is purely a business welated bisit!

Sincewely,
Jax

[Da Brat]

Dear Laika,
This is Max. I am a kitty and would very much like to come help rid your home of the rodent! Let me know and I'll come as fast as I can!!

Love,
Max Kitty!!

[Tex]

Dear Laika,
This is Max. I am a kitty and would very much like to come help rid your home of the rodent! Let me know and I'll come as fast as I can!!

Love,
Max Kitty!!

Hehehe, you just want Salsa to come live at your house!!!! :cheer2:

[areese]

Hehehe, you just want Salsa to come live at your house!!!! :cheer2:

I think so too!!

[jenfer]

Poor Laika!

Me went for coffee wif mom and her fwiend and her baby husky. herro! dat dog is huge and all the stoopid people see is da "cute puppy" grrr... I know what you mean. Doxies should get all da attention!

Fwom
Gi

[Da Brat]

Hehehe, you just want Salsa to come live at your house!!!! :cheer2:

HUSH Tex... You are gonna ruin my plan!!!!

[Da Brat]

I think so too!!

Nooooo.. Max really does want to come help Laika get rid of her rodent problem... He's just looking to help his brudder Bandit out cuz he has a bit of an interspecies crush on Laika, but is too goofy to actually aid in rodent removal in the great Laika's presence!

[areese]

Nooooo.. Max really does want to come help Laika get rid of her rodent problem... He's just looking to help his brudder Bandit out cuz he has a bit of an interspecies crush on Laika, but is too goofy to actually aid in rodent removal in the great Laika's presence!

Well I think we all know what Laika does to cats so she's not opposed to inter-species relationships

[quavec]

Y'all are killin' me :lol: