from Laikaweener

[Rafi]

Deer Laika and Jax

Dis is Pogo. I wike to bwing you attention to my wittel brudder name Pixel, he always get da attention, dat widdle wodent!!!

Anybays, Jax ib you could come ober and takes care of my wodent pwoblem, after you takes care of Laika's widdle pwoblem, I's gots lots of da treats for you're.

[Da Brat]

Well I think we all know what Laika does to cats so she's not opposed to inter-species relationships

:banana: <-- The banana was a complete accident, but coincidentally I think he belongs there!! AHAHAHAHAHA And I'm sure his goofy self would be thrilled to sit there and let her do whatever she pleased to him... *He's a bit slow...*
Oh, and I have a message..

Dearest Laika,
I tink you are very beautiful and have lovely flowing hair that I would be thrilled to help you groom it!! I would also be happy to come help my brudder Max rid you of your rodent problem, but I'll let Max do the dirty work.. I just like to pway with the rats, not make dem go away!
Wif lots of rubs and purrs,
Da loco Bandito

[Da Brat]

Dear Pogo,
This is your distant Amerikun aunt Manda. I wanted to inform you that my cats and I have recently gone into the rodent removal bizness and would also love to come help you with your problem! As your rodent is a little bigger that Laika's I, the simple hooman, will have to do the dirty work but I don't mind. And I'll even let you keep all those treats for yourself! :hearts: :hearts:

Love,
Your amerikun aunt manda

[Lee Anne]

Laika Honey - I feel your pain sister. Lemme tell you.... I get whatever is left over from strangers and my own mom. Humans seem to be :duh: over you silly little weenie dogs and I'm so good that I feel like they don't even know I'm here half the time. How can they miss me? If I were any bigger, I'd need my own zip code!

Your friend,
Cayenne

[Rae]

Dear Laika: you are truly and obviously a beauty inside and out. Now listen to an old wise soul and be the "bigger" dog. Yes, you would love to have more attention from the hoomans you see, but you seem to be discounting the hours and hours mommy spends with her ween friends here on DLC and how much they adore you and your brother Owen Peenie (umm.. Weenie).

The DLCrs like the rat OK, but it is you of the soulful eyes and flowing hair and kind gentle disposition who owns the weenie lovers' hearts. Ween lovers find chis to be a bit... well, let's say shifty... and after that Taco Bell commmercial debacle do you really ever think they will achieve credibility as a breed? Can that campaign EVER hold up tp the advertising hall of fame "Herd of Doxen" from Sprint or the Granddaddy of all commercials, BoBo? I think not.

And of course your ribbons!!! You are an athlete who can also win beauty contests, Laika Weenie. What a package.

Never doubt your self worth and fan base, Laika Weenie. You are beautiful and beloved, a representative of a clearly superior breed. After all, your ancestors represent the birthplace of beer and brats while hers (bless her precious heart, she can't help it) will forever be associated with Taco Bell.

Love, Duchie

[areese]

Dear Duchie,
YOu are very wise. I will remember your words always.
Sincerely,
Laika

Dear Laika: you are truly and obviously a beauty inside and out. Now listen to an old wise soul and be the "bigger" dog. Yes, you would love to have more attention from the hoomans you see, but you seem to be discounting the hours and hours mommy spends with her ween friends here on DLC and how much they adore you and your brother Owen Peenie (umm.. Weenie).

The DLCrs like the rat OK, but it is you of the soulful eyes and flowing hair and kind gentle disposition who owns the weenie lovers' hearts. Ween lovers find chis to be a bit... well, let's say shifty... and after that Taco Bell commmercial debacle do you really ever think they will achieve credibility as a breed? Can that campaign EVER hold up tp the advertising hall of fame "Herd of Doxen" from Sprint or the Granddaddy of all commercials, BoBo? I think not.

And of course your ribbons!!! You are an athlete who can also win beauty contests, Laika Weenie. What a package.

Never doubt your self worth and fan base, Laika Weenie. You are beautiful and beloved, a representative of a clearly superior breed. After all, your ancestors represent the birthplace of beer and brats while hers (bless her precious heart, she can't help it) will forever be associated with Taco Bell.

Love, Duchie

[Lee Anne]

Wow Duchie! You are a deep, deep lady!! We know who to come to when we need words of wisdom!

[Mama S.]

I have now sprayed diet coke all over my computer AFTER it came out my nose this is getting funnier by the second!!
BTW - Dear sweet wittle CanadiUn - bwat dont got no passport - Mama will hab to come save you!:nana1:

Mama

[quavec]

You are beautiful and beloved, a representative of a clearly superior breed. After all, your ancestors represent the birthplace of beer and brats while hers (bless her precious heart, she can't help it) will forever be associated with Taco Bell.

Love, Duchie

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