This could grow into an interesting thread.
My "dachsie, why?" is why do they feel the need to wake you from a sound sleep thirty minutes BEFORE your alarm for their morning potty break, then head right back to bed while you're forced to go about your morning routine a half hour early?
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06-10-2007, 08:13 AM #1
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Dachsie, Why? (Why do they do this?)
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06-10-2007, 11:48 AM #2
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Why oh why do they insist on waking you up 30 minutes early by sticking their tongue up your nose???
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06-10-2007, 01:26 PM #3
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WHY do they allow you to walk them around outside for 45 minutes, then poop on the carpet???
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06-10-2007, 01:45 PM #4
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WHY do they act like they haven't seen food in a million years two minutes after eating their dinners???
(Or if you're alex specifically...) Why do they bark hysterically at visitors when they're leaving the house, but not when they come in??
Paula & Buster
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"The greatest of all mistakes is to do nothing because you can only do a little. Do what you can."
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06-10-2007, 01:55 PM #5
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Perhaps they didn't salute and request permission to go ashore/cross the quarterdeck:duh: (have them try it and see what happens)
Originally Posted by Alex's Mom
(Or if you're alex specifically...) Why do they bark hysterically at visitors when they're leaving the house, but not when they come in??
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06-10-2007, 04:03 PM #6
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Why do they insist on running around the house panting b/c its hot as hell yet INSIST on sleeping not just ON you but on you, sprawled out and under a cover!?
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06-11-2007, 12:39 AM #7
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lol. great thread.
Why do they pee/poo and then have to turn around and sniff it? It's not like *I* did it.
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06-11-2007, 01:27 AM #8
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Why do they act like they haven't seen you in a week....when all you did was take out the trash?
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06-11-2007, 07:12 AM #9
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Originally Posted by Otto'sMom
I must try it...you took back to my youth , Andrea...I'd forgotten all that foolishness every time you came aboard or left a ship!!! Especially fun when they're tied up three or four abreast and you're heading for the one outboard!!! Although how Alex would know about that (since I was out of the forces by the time she came along) I do not know!
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06-11-2007, 07:42 AM #10
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I don't know the answer, but it sure can make you feel loved!:hearts: Originally Posted by catstamm
Why do they act like they haven't seen you in a week....when all you did was take out the trash?
(translation: I was outside talking to a neighbor for about half an hour last night before John even realized I as gone.......)Last edited by Tex; 06-13-2007 at 07:47 AM.
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