We are under major drought conditions - add that to the fact that most of my idiot tenants never clean their roofs off so there are layers and layers of leaves and pine straw on top - then follow up with some of these trailers are so close to each other that you could open your window and spit on each other. So Mama has the NO FIREWORKS LAW. She has threatened the children (over 15) with cutting off their fingers and stuffing them in nasty places if she catches them. She has threatened the men (?) with cutting off other body parts - not named and showing Lorena a thing or 2.
Soooo - what happened last night??? YUP - fireworks hell. I called my spies and am waiting for the word on who I am going to kill.
Mama