Hi everbuddy, dis Alex...

My mom for some reason bought me a blankie to wear IN DA HOUSE!!! Bad enuf dat I has to wear one when she boots me outside to do my bizness. But she says dat I'm feeling cold in da house too in dis stupid winter thing (if she'd just turn on da electric heat, but nooooooo, she has to heat da house wit dat pellet stove. It's good for lying in front of, but I mean really!!! She's cheap, but don't tell her I said dat.) Note from Alex's mom...it's your vet bills dearie, that are making me cheap... So anyways, bad enough dat I gots to wear da houseblankie....



But she tinks she's funny and got me a blankie that matches my big brodder's!!!





I tink I is an abused doggie and dat da SPCA (or at least da fashion police) should be called!!! (Mom says to tell you dat da expression on her face in dat last picture is cuz I tried to chomp Dax's beak...well, ok, I admit it, I did, but he was SNIFFIN' me!!! Da noive...he's an awfully BIG brodder, ya know!!)

*Note from Mom: please excuse my barn jacket, speaking of fashion police!!!