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    Default Bob Bit Me...from Laika

    Dear esteemed DLC members,
    I would like to express my concern and dismay over an incident that ocurred yesterday IN MY OWN HOME.
    Some of you may know that we have a feline living in this house. His name is Bob, and he is a few cards short of a full deck, if you know what I mean.
    We put up with him, after all, he can't really help it. We endure his pacing, walking in circles, incessant meowing and drooling, but this time he has gone too far.
    He bit me in the pee-thing.
    Yes, this is true. Right in my most tender girly area.
    It is true that I was humping his head. It's what I do. I do it daily. Or nightly.
    It is true Salsa was helping by biting his ears and face.
    It is true he was yowling in protest, but in my defense, he yowls a lot.
    He could have asked politely. I would have stopped.
    But to bite me in the pee-thing... that is just going too far.
    I would insist he be banished from our home. But then...what would I do all night?
    Sincerely,
    Laika Weener
    Last edited by areese; 08-18-2008 at 11:38 PM.
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    Poor Bob! Being terrorized by the girls.

    "It doesn't matter where you go in life, it's the doxies you have beside you!"
    Nicole, Mom of the Doxie Duo

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    Deawest Laika,

    Dis is Casey, It musst be a cat fing dat dey do.
    A wittle wiyell ago Coopurr bited me on my butt! Not just once, but 2 tines!!!
    Mommie and Tom laffed, i'm gonna fix dem up later :evilgrin:
    I didn't fink it was funnie!

    It didn hurt, It was jist embearaskins.
    Den he twied to keese me after :vomit:
    He wickd my ears! How Gross is dat!

    I don't wike him very much eder, he uses me as a hurdle!
    Jumps ober me all the tine!
    Mommie and Tom wuv him doh, so we will hafta put up with him
    What is eben MORE frightning is i hears Mommie and Tom talking about gettin anudder one! :doh: :faint: :scared1:
    I might have to pack my doggie bag!!!!! :pout:

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    Okay, I've had a loooong day and it was my first day back at work from a short jaunt to Virginia so I'm a little loopy...so when I read this I thought that you meant that Bob bit YOU in the girly area. Oh dear doG! Please give Laika a and tell her I hope her girly area feels better soon. And please protect your self. Oh, that Bob!
    Robyne - mom to Bayley & Braydi
    "Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened"

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    Poor Princess. How dare that cat bite you!
    Tracy, Mr. Butters, Rigby, Ariana Marie & Isabella Charlotte

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    Thank You Amy I needed this!!
    Sandi aka Mama S aka keeper of da herd and da Popsicle flavor list AND Nana to Sean, Mykaylyn, Emma, Baylee, Eli, and Bryce and Mama to da brat, da boy and Brooke!

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    For the record, Laika is humping Bob right now.
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    I do not have any words that could adequately express what I am thinking at this moment, suffices my mood right now!!!!!!!

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    Jen & Gigi


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