Bad Mom!

[michelehbc]

My Mommy STEPPED ON ME! STEPPED ON ME!!!! I wuz jus minding my business, circling hers feets, cause she had dem doritos fings and I definitely wanted some. DEN! SHE TRIPPED AND SQUASHED ME! I IS SMALL PEOPLES! YOU DON'T SQUASH ME! DEN she sez
"Oh, Stink, you need to stay out from under my feet and you won't accidentally get kicked!!!!"
So, OB COURSE I put my fwog legs on and waddles around and she sez
"Oh, Princess Frog Legs, you are so Melodramatic!"
CAN YOU BELEEVES THIS!???!?!?? PWINCESS FROWG WEGS!? MELODWAMATICS!?! (what does that mean? )
Anyway, de point is, she didn't eben give me a dorito fing! She STEPPED ON ME and not eben gibs me dorito fings. How. Rude.

Lub Annabelle, whose name IS NOT STINK!

[vferraro99]

Miss Annabelle,

Dis is Jewels. I do get under my mommy's footsies too, and sometimes she steps on me, but I auways, auways get some goodies after that!! Tell your mommy to gibe you some goodies and all is bedder.

Love
Jewels

[Rileybugg]

Oh you got ripped off not getting a doritoes thing - better train your mommy better, Princess Frog Legs...

[oceangirls]

We need a new forum called, "Help, My Hooman Stepped On Me." I'll post there weekly . My two are going to kill me in the kitchen... I trip over one and step on the other in the process.

My friend also refers affectionately to her Yorkie as "Stink" (real name is Sophie :D ). :hearts:

[jenfer]

bite her ankle next time

i fink if u wook at her loooooooooooooong enough, she will give in.

lub,
Gi

[Otto'sMom]

We need a new forum called, "Help, My Hooman Stepped On Me." I'll post there weekly . My two are going to kill me in the kitchen... I trip over one and step on the other in the process

Herman has the uncanny ability to be in the EXACT space I need to put my feet while walking. He is a friggin immobile object too. I can scoot Trudy or Austin out of the way, but Herman is made of lead and trips me up EVERY time.

[Alex's Mom]

Dere Princess,,
Dis is Jules. My mom says da same ting to me, and den also steps on me. Da noive!!!! she says its cuz I is so tiny, but I mean really!!! How big do ya gotta be to not be stepped on? :mad: She neber eber gibs me food when she does it eider, but she does pick me up and says "sorry, little one" and gibs me lots and lots of lubbin. I do like dat...a lot!!! :hearts: But I tink ya should hab gotten da doritos (whateber dey are!!!)

yours in smallitude
Jules Jeffery Romanow

[lotsadox]

Dis is Miller. My mom kicked me last night! On purpose! I knows it was on purpose. Okay, it was in the dark hall. And I did get in front of her when she was walking. But she kicked me! I didn't gets any food either. But I put on my bestest pitiful and she did come in the study where I scurried off to and bend down and gibs me lots of lubs. And I gabe her kisses. :hearts: :hearts: But I tink I should have gots food, too! I was traumatized! Okay, I was traumatized for about a second. But i was traumatized!

I tinks you should habe gots the doritos.

[areese]

Deer Ebbybuddy!
Stay away fwum da feets!!! YOu gotz to know dat. It's berry berry important to NOT GO BYZ da FEET. Dem feet will SQUISH YOU in a MINUTE.
I nebber go byz da FEET!
Lub,
Salsalita

[Opaleyz]

Deer Ebbybuddy!
Stay away fwum da feets!!! YOu gotz to know dat. It's berry berry important to NOT GO BYZ da FEET. Dem feet will SQUISH YOU in a MINUTE.
I nebber go byz da FEET!
Lub,
Salsalita

Salsabug, you's are BERRY smart! But if we don't stays right by da feets, how will we grabs da food when it falls?