Deer Ebbybuddy,
I goed to Wizconzin. It iz a berry dangerwuz place. Dere iz big dogs and stuff dere. I kinda gotz a new boyfwend name of Jules. Him lubs me. I think dat maybe he iz too big for me. And he iz cwazy too. So I bitez him a couplea timez. He didn't care.
But one berry bad thing did happen to me.
I hadda go poop. But dere were dese berry huge birds outside. Dem is called chikins. I iz afwaida dem. Dey say BAGAWK at me and makez me scared.
So I was lookin and dere wuz a newzpaper on da floor so I did a poo on it.
Ebbybuddy sed SALSA DID YOU POOP???? I sed no it wuz not me but dey all knew.
I was sad about dat.
But Laika wuz more bad den me cuzza she gotz on da table and ate stuff.
I wish I did dat.
lub,
Salsalita
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Thread: Poop in Wisconsin
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11-30-2009, 11:43 PM #1
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Poop in Wisconsin
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12-01-2009, 12:08 AM #2
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Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl HAS to do !!!! You just left your mark :D
SALSA was here
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12-01-2009, 12:33 AM #3Jen Guest
Where in Wisconsin were you Bug? Cause Tasha and me are sometimes visiting that place. We haven't seen any chickens.
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12-01-2009, 02:50 AM #4
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Never a dull moment in the life of a Bug...
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12-01-2009, 08:19 AM #5
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Dere Cousin Bug,
I hearz you about dem chickins. Mom takes us to da barn where our big brudder Dax lives sometimes and deres dem dumb birds living nearsby. I barks and barks and barks and scarez dem away. I isn't much bigger dan you, so if I can do it you can too! Don't be scared, cuz we is dogs and dey is just dumb birds. And mom eats dem and so do I sometimes. We dogs don't eber get et and dat should tell you someting!!
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12-01-2009, 10:01 AM #6
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My sister has 5 very large and lovely chickens
Originally Posted by Jen
They were in their coop but for some reason hated the sight of the lovely tiny Salsa. Plus they bagawk loudly in the morning after they lay their eggs. Laika wants some!!!
Amy, Laika, Owen and Salsa
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12-01-2009, 10:34 PM #7Jen Guest
You have a lot of land right?? You could have fresh eggs and Laika could enjoy her chickens....
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12-02-2009, 12:03 AM #8
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12-20-2009, 09:32 AM #9
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I luv Salsa!!! She is so funny!
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12-20-2009, 11:14 AM #10
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Dear Salsalita,
Don't be afraid of them chickens, honey. Actually, they should be the ones to be afraid of YOU! Yeah, you can eat them, and the only thing they can do is to peck at you, which should not hurt much.
Besides, a girl has got to do what a girl has got to do... you gotta go when you gotta go
Love me some Salsalita
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