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    Default Last night was my Dog-Lish class

    It was the biggest joke ever. Just terrible. I was so pissed I wasted my time, let alone the $20 it cost. I didn't have the brochure with me yesterday and I couldn't remember if we were supossed to bring a dog or not. I thought that we weren't but I checked the website and it didn't say either way. So I called. YES! Bring a dog. Augh! So, I run home, grab Bailey and we head there. Making a decision on who to bring was a whole other issue in itself.

    I get there and only one other person has a dog with them. The teacher didn't acknowledge the dogs at all.

    Did you know that when a dog wags it's tail fast it means it's EXCITED? Did you know that when a dog has it's tail tucked it means it's NERVOUS? REALLY? NO! I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED.

    :mad:

    I do have to say that Bailey was an :angel7:
    A few people commented to me on how well behaved he was. I felt so bad he had to just sit on my lap the whole time.
    Jill - Proud Hoomom to Bailey and Reese! :hearts:

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    What a bummer! Sorry you wasted your time and money. Were there a lot of people there?
    Helen and Charlie
    Please be his pup pal!

    "Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed." -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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    OMG, I now have to go and clean up, because I think I wet myself (I guess I have a submissive LMAO urination problem :confused: )

    Hilarious Jill, I am sorry you wasted your time...but that is seriously funny. I guess when a dog barks it's trying to tell you something.

    Here are things I know.

    - when Pogo looks at the light and then looks at me, he wants me to turn off the light so he can get a better quality of a nap.

    - when he scratches my chest, that is his massaging me and now I need to retaliate and rub his chest forever

    - when he claws my leg off - he wants to be picked up.

    - when he cries (loudly) at the kitchen counter, he wants his dinner

    - and when cries at the backyard he wants to pee

    - when he barks like an insane dog while looking outside there is a squirrel or some other furry being that he wants to hurt.

    There you go Jill - $20 bucks please (I am now taking paypal) Then I can go and buy some adult diapers.

    ..POGO....PIXEL.....P’NUT....PEPSI

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    Wow....they should have put in the brochure that the class was not meant for experienced dog people!! Sorry that they wasted your time and money!
    Linsey, Bailey, and Piper

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    Well, keep in touch, and if they ever need a new instructor for the class, you can do it and make some extra cash!

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    And for an additional $10 I can throw in the complete Cat Lexicon.

    Meow-I want to eat.
    Meow-I hate you.
    Meow-I just pooped in your shoes.
    Meow-I just barfed on the rug.
    Meow-I just peed on the microwave.
    Meow-I just walked on your pizza.
    Meow-I know you still love me.

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    You guys!

    I don't know what I was expecting really, but it was something other then that!
    Jill - Proud Hoomom to Bailey and Reese! :hearts:

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    Obviously the basic class for people with NO previous dog experience!

    Andrea, I love the Cat Lexicon. :lol:
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    Sounds like a basic class for non-dog people to me. What a waste of time and money. Is there a place to comment on their website??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasha's Mom
    Sounds like a basic class for non-dog people to me. What a waste of time and money. Is there a place to comment on their website??
    No place to comment.

    There was this one woman, who said, for real, that she didn't know what to do with her 3 month old puppy, all she kept doing was chewing things. Dumba&@
    Jill - Proud Hoomom to Bailey and Reese! :hearts:

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