Last night was my Dog-Lish class

**areese** · 03-09-2006, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by Otto'sMom

And for an additional $10 I can throw in the complete Cat Lexicon.

Meow-I want to eat.
Meow-I hate you.
Meow-I just pooped in your shoes.
Meow-I just barfed on the rug.
Meow-I just peed on the microwave.
Meow-I just walked on your pizza.
Meow-I know you still love me.

Now YOU almost made me wet my pants... I hadn't recovered from laughing at Lisa's post!
Sorry it was a waste of time and money, though, Jill.

**lotsadox** · 03-09-2006, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Golfer_Girl

There was this one woman, who said, for real, that she didn't know what to do with her 3 month old puppy, all she kept doing was chewing things.

Dumba&@

Gee, a 3 month old puppy that chews. What an unusual dog!

She probably got a lot out of the class. Probably didn't know that when a dog wags it's tail it's happy! again

**oceangirls** · 03-09-2006, 05:43 PM

So it was basically $20 to get Bailey a little attention and praise :D I'm sure he NEVER gets any of that at home!

I know that when Cassie pokes me with her snout, she wants attention. Unless it is close to dinner time ~ in which case, she wants food. When Angel sits up on her hind legs and waves her paws, she wants attention. How hard is this??

Although I did read something once that said dogs will yawn to make you calm down and tell you they are submissive to you... that was actually useful and seems to be true. Cassie sometimes does it when we hold her. THAT would have been something interesting they could have discussed in your class.

**JanUet** · 03-09-2006, 06:11 PM

That has got to be the best 20 bucks you have ever spent. And to think that you gave us all the info for FREE! Where is that pee my pants smilie??

Did you know that when male dogs raise there legs to pee they are really just getting their manhood air dryed :lol:

Gimme a Break!

Can you give us the website Jill.....I would love to have a peek at it. I will hafta wear my DEPENDS first :rofl:

**Kerie** · 03-10-2006, 04:23 AM

How about this lesson to be taught in class--when a male dog lifts it's leg, it is probably about to pee!!!!

And when any dog squats, it is either about to pee or do #2!!

I should get at least five bucks for telling you that!

**HotDogMama** · 03-10-2006, 09:47 AM

Sorry Jill!! Lisa, you are killin me down here!!

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It does sound like a waste!!!

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