dere is hard cold poison dwops coming from de sky in Kin tuck ee! My hoomomma lied and tole me it was jus rainin- I hates rainin- but I had ta potty and you don't get no cookie if you potty in da house so I went out side.
De poison dwops was HARD and hitted me on da head. I gibbed her da LQQK but it was too late. I did my bizness quick I tell you den I got back in da house.
I got my cookie and den hoomomma wet me git in da wecliner under de bwankie wif her wile she had her kof-fe, but I still no like it. Dem tings hurt.
Beware da poison balls from de sky!