Dere eberybody,
We haz a complaint. Our mom is a bad, bad mom!!!!! She ALWAYS gets home before it is our suppertime but not tonight. Oh no!! :hissy: We waited and waited and waited and WAITED and our suppertime came. And it went. Den it gots DARK!! And still no mom. We was starvin' to death. Just plain wrong. She got home a LONG time after our suppertime. She says it's cuz she had to work cuz of something called a pro-pose-al which had a line dat was dead. We says if it was dead why was she so long? I (Jules) haz a tummy ache cuz it was left empty TOO long, and I (James) is feeling kinda icky too. We tinks dat the SPCA should be called cuz our mom haz neglected us. BAD MOM!!!!
Yours in loneliness and empty-tummy-ness,
Wendal and da Js