Hi eberybody,
Dis is James Jeffrey. I hasn't been getting around so good lately, and mom was bery worried dat my back was being bad.So me and my brudder and sister got to spend da day at Aunty Laura's so she could check me out. She told mom dat I haz a pulled groin muscle and den dey both laffed!!
Honestly, dere I was in pain and dey waz laffing all ober da place. I don't eben know what a groin is, ceptin' dat it's somewhere near my back legs. Mom says I haz a Man Pain...which is doubly insulting cuz I ain't no man, I is a dog!!! A boy dog!!! Wit a man pain.
Mom haz to keep an eye on me an not let me jump or move around too much. Hah!!! Good luck mom, says I!
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11-30-2010, 05:23 PM #1
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I, James Jeffrey, haz a MAN pain!!
Paula & Buster
& my
s Maxe, Alex, Wendal, Jules & James, Patti, Ferkel and Heidi,
"The greatest of all mistakes is to do nothing because you can only do a little. Do what you can."
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11-30-2010, 05:36 PM #2
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Dere James Jeffrey Romanow:
I am berry sorry you haz de man pain. I am berry sorry you groin hurted. I had a big bump near my tootie oncet and I NO LIKE IT. It wuz girl pain.
Lub Duchie.
PS I wood say tell you mommy to kiss it but I bet her won't. Jus sayin.Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Wagoner 1993-2012.
Happiness is a warm puppy ~ Charles M. Schultz
Named Savannah Jane ~ Rae Wagoner
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11-30-2010, 06:25 PM #3
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Sorry James Jeffrey but :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
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11-30-2010, 06:43 PM #4
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11-30-2010, 09:05 PM #5
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Deer James Jeffrey,
I iz berry sad dat you gotza man pain. Owen sez lick yer peen and it will getz bedder but Owen, him doesn't know ebbything. Him just likes to lick hiz peen.
I hopez dat you iz bedder berry soon.
lub,
Salsalita
Amy, Laika, Owen and Salsa
and Segue
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11-30-2010, 09:29 PM #6
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Dear James Jeffery
Originally Posted by Lisa
Poor James Jeffrey being laughed at.
Hope your MAN pain gets better really fast.
:mlala:You don't have to listen to eberyone laugh at you man pain.Just remember not to do dis:couch:or dis:weights_1or dis
just dis:lounge:
Your friend ,Doxie
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12-01-2010, 02:25 PM #7
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I know it shouldn't, but this thread is cracking me up!
Healing for your MAN pain!
Tex, loyal servant to...
-----Julie----&------Jax------
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