Dis es Gordito Poquito. And I hab to tell you da funy ting dat my Mama deed! (I lob saying she ees my Mama!)
Anybay....we wents to da PetCo. Not to buy anyting. But cuz my Mama tinks I need to see peoples(and Pippit came too) He ees a good big brudder.
And den we came home. And my Mama made us popcorn. I don't know if you gets to eats da popcorn, but it's yummy and I gots to get it fast or Pippit gets it. So, we ates some ob da popcorn and den it was cuddle time.
And aw of a subben, my Mama starts poking at my mouf. And twying to get her fingers in deer(I didn't wet her~dat's my mouf!) She weaves me awone for a wittle while....and she calls da nice wady Karen who took me fwom da lady who kept me in da cwate. And I hear dem talking about wumps. What's dat?
So she comes at me again. And dees time I sorta wet her put her fingers in deer. Cuz I don't want a wump.
And den she starts wafing. And takes a popcorn out of my mouf. Hey~I was sabing dat!!
But I was gwad I made my Mama waf. Pippit towd me she is sad wately....and I was happy to make her waf! But she took my snack.....and I don't fink dats funny...