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  1. #1
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    Default I, Savannah Jane, have met a CAT

    It wuz no fun. it said meow, meow, meow, and when I barked "hello there, WTF are you doing in MY yard?" really nice and friendly like it came closer. We got bery close and I asked again.. and is hissed and spitted at me and ran away.

    My mommy tole me "Sabannah Jane, you leave dat kitty alone!" so I came in de house and chased a mouse dat is behind de stove.

    I have heard rumors dat dis is what de stoopid cat is for - I fink we has a winner here....
    Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Wagoner 1993-2012.
    Happiness is a warm puppy ~ Charles M. Schultz
    Named Savannah Jane ~ Rae Wagoner

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    Dear Miss SJ. You go chase those mousies. Never mind those evil hissy cats. They're all fluff & can't bark & play nicely. So you just guard the farm like you do, and don't bother about that spitball kitty. Yuck. Did ya catch the mouse?

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    Dear SJ.... You be ever so careful of the cat's claws. You don't want to get scratched. Just run the other way and tell your mommy there is a predator afoot!

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    Yep - besides, mice are much smaller and have less dangerous claws. Good luck, SJ!!
    Hoomom who was blessed with Jack. RIP Sweet Cynda 6/3/10, loving Lexie 9/13/13 and Jack, 3/22/16.

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    Hissy sissy.Not werf da truble. Wait on Unc JJ to come and bring you to Gawja!!! No spittin kitties here~!
    Sandi aka Mama S aka keeper of da herd and da Popsicle flavor list AND Nana to Sean, Mykaylyn, Emma, Baylee, Eli, and Bryce and Mama to da brat, da boy and Brooke!

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