Well, it was worth a shot, Grasshopper!!! You're following in your sainted Aunt Alex's footsteps. SHE stole a whole loaf of bread with spinach dip insert right off the table in the middle of a party . and ate as much of it as she could before being cornered. And didn't even burp. .

So you keep working on it! Practice makes perfect, after all! (And good eating ).