Dis is Mr Floppy an he is my FABRIT toy. I fink Auntie Yo sended him to me a long long long time ago an I lub him. Him's squeaky and floppy and him don't hab no stuffins. Him neber did.
Mommy sez I have lubbed him bout to death. I lub him.
Hims tag is Long Gone and mommy can't find nuthin like him. I need him. I lub him. Mommy will be glad to pay bounty/ransom on new Mr Floppys.
Dey will nebber smell and taste just rite, because dis Mr Floppy is perfectly slobbered up and stinky. Mommy won't wash him cause she's skeered he will dis. Dis... Disintegwate!
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