I went to see my boyfriend Dr. Brian today for a mani/pedi. He did my nails and gave me a cookie and told me how good and pretty I am... But then things went terribly awry.
He TOUCHED MY BUTT. I don't mean a pat on my hip. I mean.... I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!
Mommy said something about a butt squeezing, and I've nebber had dat before... I lub Dr Brian, but I don't think I can look him in the eye anymore. My butt was bugging me (I usually don't notice my butt), but I was licking it to take care of things, right?
He SQUOZE MY BUTTHOLE! And... Stuff came out. And he said 'shoo-wee, Savannah Jane!'
I. Am. Mortified.
Dat is all.
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03-04-2015, 11:50 AM #1
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I, Savannah Jane, am thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend.,
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03-04-2015, 12:04 PM #2
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oh SJ, I am so sorry you were violated today. What a terrible thing to have happen. How dare Dr. Brian treat you like that!
Thanks for the morning laugh
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03-04-2015, 12:22 PM #3
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Now I am home with mommy, and it's all better.Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Wagoner 1993-2012.
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03-04-2015, 12:35 PM #4
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Awww. Being home with mommy is da best. Such a sweet photo, too.
Glad that Dr. Brian keeps you healthy, even if his bedside manners need some adjusting.
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03-04-2015, 12:52 PM #5
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SJ, sadly things like butt-squeezing are a part of the doggy life.
You are luck Dr Brian did them for you, here my Mutter does them at bath time.Yolanda and the FurCrew.
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03-04-2015, 03:41 PM #6
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Good thing mommy's home. Things get "back logged" when mommies aren't around.
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03-04-2015, 05:06 PM #7
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03-04-2015, 05:33 PM #8
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Lisa, I think we may be working through some trust issues for a day or two... lol.
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That was hilarious. I really did laugh out loud. Poor SJ. Hopefully she doesn't report Dr. B to the SPCA for violating her 
Love the picture, but she still looks ticked off at you. In a very cute way.
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03-04-2015, 06:04 PM #9
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03-04-2015, 07:09 PM #10
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She will forget the violation pretty quickly, I'm sure. Jack gets his done monthly.
Hoomom who was blessed with Jack. RIP Sweet Cynda 6/3/10, loving Lexie 9/13/13 and Jack, 3/22/16.
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