I have determined dat if I go outside and pee AND poop, I get one cookie and one stroll around de back yard.
Dere is squirrels an birds an BUNNIES out in mah back yard.
If I go pee, I get to explore and sniff and chase a bunny, and I get a liddle bitty cookie for pottying outside like a Bery. Good. Girl.
Den if I go poop on a WHOLE NOTHER TRIP, I get to explore and sniff and chase a bunny AGAIN. Den I come in and get ANUDDER liddle bitty cookie for pottying outside.
Mom says its 94 degrees here, but I really, really, reeeeeaaallllly think I can catch dat bunny.
I dunno what I'm gonna DO wif him, but tink I kin catch him.