Hi eberybody, dis is Heidi and Ferkel. Our mama gots us all excited dis morning cuz eben do we'd already been to da barn to bisit our BIG brudder, and had walks and treats and stuff, she said we was going in da car AGAIN to go to da WienerPawLooza. We has NO idea what da Wienerpawlooza is, but our mama said it's where she gots us last year, so we figured it had to be a good ting, right? RIGHT??
WRONG!!!!!
Dat Wienerpawlooza was noisy and dere were elebenty-zillion odder dachsies dere running around and barking and making poops and climbing on tables and doing da wiener races (how rude is DAT!!) and dey kept coming up to us and wanting us to play and it was HORRIBLE!!!!! I, Heidi, wanted my mama to carry me, but she, big ol' meanie, said, "No Heidi, you haz to suffer" or words to dat effect. She did pick me up and I just growled and growled and growled and GROWLED at all dose odder dogs. Den she put me down again I is short, and dere were SO many peoples and I wanted up again. But noooooo.....I had to be brave. My sister Ferk just hid her tail between her legs, hunched down, and waited for da worlds to end. Cuz dats what we figured was going to happen when all dese dachsies get to one place. We wondered if somehow we'd arrived at da Bridge!!! Da only good ting was when Mom took us for a little walk in da park dere away from dose odder dogs. Dat was good. But den she went back. She SAID it was to say goodbye to everyone, but we knows it was just to torture us.
Den we left, and she kept stopping to buy da plantses. At least dere was no dachsies at da plant places. Just plants. We like plants. Dey don't bark or growl or run at us and dey is QUIET!!!!
So now we is home, and mom has giben us treats and we is going to sleep now. We is old dogs, and we do NOT tink we needs any more dogs in our life. Thank you very much!!!!! Mom, just give your head a shake next time you tink about doing tings like dis!!!