Hi eberybuddy, dis is Heidi. My mom has been putting me in jail FOREVER!!!! But dis week Aunty Dr. Laura said "Heidi, you do nots need no more jail time, you is all good!!" Of course I is good. I is perfect! So I gets to sleep in da big bed wit my sister Ferk, which is bery cool, cuz she ain't feeling so good . We cuddles . And dis morning, my mom said "girls, I is NOT going into da work...we is going to go see your BIG brudder." 'magine! A car ride dat does not end up at da vet. What a concept! So we went to da barn, and mom gave da big lug and his buddies dere breakfast and den she took me and Ferk outta da car and put our clothes on (we do NOT like clotheses ) and we gots to sniff and walk and sniff and sniff. And den we sniffed. Not so much da walking dough...too hot. Ferk only sniffed a bit and den wanted back in da car, so mom and I got to go for a little bitty walk which was ok cuz I know I gots to work up to dis stuff. But den my mom said "Heidi, we needs to get back in shape cuz we is FAT!" I mean really. She might be fats, but I is roobinesk. Kinda like dat Mae West person mom showed us on da TV. But it was sure good to be free again and tomorrow, mom said we might go to da beaches!!!!!!! I can't stand it! Da excitement!!!