Dis is Sabannah Jane and my mommy an daddy is going to de Ala-frickin-bama tomorrow to see daddy's mommy for Fanksgibbing.
Daddy's mommy is on oxygen an she falls down sometimes, an Mommy decided it would be best for everybuddy if I have a slumber party for TWO SLEEPS at my boyfriend's.
I gets to run really fast WIF NO LEASH AT ALL in the play run, and I get my own condo for the night time. I has my custom monogrammied blankie dat Auntie Tracy made for me, an I'm set.
Mister Brock promised to come bisit me tomorrow and take me for a long walkie, and all my friends will be back at work on Friday and we're going to play.
Mom isn't nearly as excited as I am.