Nope. Not one liddle bit.
Yesterday was da Toosdays and dat day our mom haz to work and den go teach da peoples stuff and it's WAY past our supper time when she gets done (dat woman has her priorities all wrong ) so we gets to spend da day wit our Acres Aunties.
But it was da WINTER yesterday. All day. And COLD!!! Our mom sayz "kidz, you cannot go in da cold cold car nekkid so it's time to bring out your winter duds."
Duds is right. LOOK what she did to us!!!
Jus' LOOK!!! My sister Ferk hid her head wit da shame. Oh! Da caninity!!!
Our brudder Buster haz da spiffy coat...it came when he did. He says he hates it too, but we know he really tinks he's all dat in it. We heard da mom tell him he is a bery handsome older gentleman (HA! Gentleman...he's a big bully who dresses funny ) and he was just lapping it up.
And da worstest part was dat she made us go out in PUBLIC dressed in da clothes. It was horrid. We hopes dat dat was all da winter we is habbing. Mom says not to count on it, but we is hopeful.
We is willing to move down to da warm if one of our aunties wants to adopt us.
PUHLEESE!!!
We is beggin'!
your freezing friend
Heidi