Hi SJ,

Dis Maisy riteing for me and for my brudder Milo. We gets da mad lookz and told dat we is nawty dawgs a WOT! I meanz a WOT a WOT! But...it'z code owside and waining and we duddn't wike it ow der! So okay, mebbe we poops in da howz. Mebbe we sumtimez peepee in da howz. Mebbe we go NEXT to da emergen C papurz nsted of on dem. We fink Mom shud jes stawp puttin da papurz down becuz cwearwy we WIKE da soft carput bedder. Da papurz? Dey maykz sowndz and den Mom noz wut we is boud to do and maykz uz go owside. But da carput? It maykz no sowndz when we pooz or peez on it.

Mom dinna gib us nuffin for dis kiss-a-moose. Her sed her tawkt to Santy Pawz and we wuz on da nawty list.