Why does she sometimes hork up her breakfast? It's rare, but as I'm off we got up, potties, ate breakfast then went back to bed... because as you all know, dachshunds can tell time. Mealtime is promptly on the sixes here, am and pm.

Noting gets a dogmom moving faster than horsing sounds IN THE BIG BED, and I got her out and on the floor before she expelled breakfast in three small neat piles. Ugh.

Then of course she wanted to kiss me. Um, NO.

SEEMS FINE NOW - maybe she just ate too fast.