Ah have bit mah daddeh. Las night. And it did not go well for me. Ah wuz sleeping and he wuz watching tha teevee and he moved his foot.... an ah woke up skeered an ah BIT. HIS. FOOT.

Kinda Hard.

Ah luv mah daddeh, but ah wuz startled an came up a'chompin. He wuz MAD. I think it hurt his feelins. An his foot. He showed it to mah momma tonight an It. Is. Blue. Jus one toe... but ah am pretty sure ah am on the really bad girl list.

Ah have tried bein cute an sweet, an ah even busted out Da LQQK... nuthin. I'm jus glad de snow is gone so ah don't haveta poop in da house no more. He don't like that neither.

Ah'm sorry... but he shuddenta moved sudden-like.