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    Default Dis is Sabannah. Sumpin BAD happened.

    Wook. Wook at dis. WOOK ADDIT!

    Iím so very sad. Dis is mah baby. Auntie Kim gibbed it to me at Thanks-gimme-mas years ago. Dis mah fab-o-rit toy ebber. EBBER!!

    I bring mah baby to da big bed ebber night. Mah baby sleeps unner da cubbers wif me. I luv mah baby.

    I had been chewin on him for YEARS to get him to stink just right. I ate mah babyís face off, and him has holes in him. Him smelled bery, bery bed, and HIM WUZ PERFECT!

    And Miss Dana came. Miss Dana comes ebbery udder week to clean da house, and we habbent had ENNY problems gettin along. Until now.

    MISS DANA WASHED MAH BABY!

    Now he smells all funny, like cleanness and Downey. Mommy gabe him to me when she found him on da dryer, and I sniffed him and flopped him over and sniffed him some more...

    Mah baby. He is broken. How could she?
    Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Wagoner 1993-2012.
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    Named Savannah Jane ~ Rae Wagoner

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    Oh, little pupper! I am sorry. It's quite fixable, though. It's kind of like when Mom washes YOU and you smell all coconut-almond-spring flower kinds of wrong for a short while. There are ways, my little friend. You will find them.

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    The look on her face was priceless! ďWhat the hell, Mom?Ē
    Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Wagoner 1993-2012.
    Happiness is a warm puppy ~ Charles M. Schultz
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    Oh, da sadness!!! But ya know, Grasshopper, as your late Unca James would have said, ebery cleanness can be fixed. You can roll in ickies after a *shudder* bath, rugs can be peed on, and babies can be restinkified. Just tink ob da fun you'll have getting your baby back to da correct level ob reekies! Your Mama will be so proud (and possibly relieved at not having her bed *ahem* sorry, YOUR bed inbaded by stinkies ).
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    "The greatest of all mistakes is to do nothing because you can only do a little. Do what you can."

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    Poor SJ! My dogs are always highly offended when I wash their bedding or toys. I get the same "What the hell????" l@@k.
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    I needed this laugh today. I miss Sabannah Jane stories. She always puts a smile on my face. Poor sweet girl, I hope she can make it good and stinky to her liking again.

    ..POGO....PIXEL.....PíNUT....PEPSI

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    Status update: currently boycotting said Baby. Has reverted to Mr Floppy, prior favorite toy in the world, which has escaped the washer/dryer torture.
    Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Wagoner 1993-2012.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rae View Post
    Status update: currently boycotting said Baby. Has reverted to Mr Floppy, prior favorite toy in the world, which has escaped the washer/dryer torture.
    Oh! the fickleness of a Grasshopper!! Poor washed Baby, lucky stinky Mr. Floppy!! I hope you've learned a lesson here, Mom.
    Paula, Heidi,& Buster
    & my s Maxe, Alex, Wendal, Jules & James, Patti and Ferkel

    "The greatest of all mistakes is to do nothing because you can only do a little. Do what you can."

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