Deer Ebby Buddy,
We didz da gillity agin. Me, I wuz da only one to wun on Saturday. I wuz doing da snooker. I dunno, I think I did good but nope, did not get da wibbon. Only peeple wuz clapping fer me. Da judge, he was dis berry big man and he sez wait someone gib me my GLASSES before I wuz wunning. Dat's not dat funny to me.
We wuz doing dat USDAA gility. I gotz to jump so berry high. Higher den my head eben.
On Sunday I wan and gotz a blue wibbon. Mr. Owen Weenie, him wuz sick and coudln't wun berry good. Poor Owen.
Laika wan too. She gotza blue wibbon too.
Toots, he is our fwend and our mom wan him too. He gotz to wun FIVE times. He gotz FOUR wibbons!
Den my mom wan a berry big dog name of Nessie. I use ta lib at hiz house. He gotz a wibbon too!
We had so berry many tweets and stayed at da Motel 6 where it is fun and we gotz bones to chew.